Wedding Spread

Went to a wedding today. One of those opulent ones where they serve 400,000 thousand dishes in 0.000002 kg quantities. It all adds up though. But I was feeling gastronomically confused when I had to do a bit of “Match-the-columns” type exercise to figure out what side dish goes with the dosa, roti, naan, idiappam, sambar rice and green rice (it was green. thats all I know)

Off late, weddings seem to have become mathematical endeavours in the calculation of the Maximum Common Denominator. Unlike the better known LCD, MCD is the term to describe the futile exercise of trying to satisfy everybody.