Agility, thy name is not a fancy synonym for “view”

Sirjee, mera file…….

Eh?

Woh file sirjee, jisko move karni thi. Meri file

Oh. woh file. Ho jayegi.

Thank you sirjee….sirjee hmm..er…kab hogi?

Abe bolraha hoon na. Ho jayegi. Jaldi kya hai

(scratching head) Nahin sir ji, bus kaam jaldi karvaana tha

Humko kya kampyuter samaj rakha hai? Tujhe patha hai kitna bijee hai hum

Patha hai sirjee, hum aapka kuch seva karen (with isly ismile)

Hmm..kya doge?

Ek mitthai ka dabba?

Kya? Abhi mere paas time nahin hai. Baad mein aao

Sir sir sirjee..Naa math kahiyega. Ek do aur dabbe dedethe hain

Hmm..wahan pe ek cabinet hai. usko kholo, aur rakh do.

Sirjee. lekin, hum kaise kholen.

To theek hai, peon ko kehdo karne keliye aur usko ek mitthai ka piece dedena

Theek hai sirjee

(after mitthai dabbas have been depojited in the right place)

Sirjee..mera file…

Hahn hahn..bait zara. Chai peene de. Uske baad zaroor move kardenge.

So, here is the question to my maruti esteemed readers. What am I describing?

A scene at a government office where a bribe needs to be paid to move a file before the next ice age?

Absolutely not. Now let me replay this dialogue with a little more context.

Sirjee, mera file……. ( C:\Users\Ashok\Desktop\Work\ruby186-25.exe )

Eh? ( Right click and keep waiting)

Woh file sirjee, jisko move karni thi. meri file ( Ctrl X. Ctrl V)

Oh. woh file. Ho jayegi. (The great Vista spinning wheel of the kalpa wait-vista.jpg)

Thank you sirjee….sirjee hmm..er…kab hogi?

Abe bolraha hoon na. Ho jayegi. Jaldi kya hai (wait-vista.jpg)

(scratching head) Nahin sir ji, bus kaam jaldi karvaana tha

Humko kya kampyuter samaj rakha hai? ( Um. Yes. But come to think of it. Your father XP was one. Your grandfather 98 was a little cranky. But you, are a comatose tortoise. On sleeping pills.)

Tujhe patha hai kitna bijee hai hum (wait-vista.jpg)

Patha hai sirjee, hum aapka kuch seva karen (with isly ismile)

Hmm..kya doge?

Ek mitthai ka dabba? 512 hai

ram1.jpg

Kya? Abhi mere paas time nahin hai. Baad mein aao (wait-vista.jpg)

Sir sir sirjee..Naa math kahiyega. Ek do aur dabbe dedethe hain

rams.jpg

Hmm..Peeche ek cabinet hai. Usko kholo, aur rakh do.

Sirjee. lekin, hum kaise kholen. (Laptop self openings. Warranty goings. )

To theek hai, peon ko kehdo karne keliye aur usko ek mitthai ka piece dedena ( Ample Computer Technologies private limited. Rs 1000 per RAM fittings. Auto charges extra)

Theek hai sirjee

(after mithai dabbas have been depojited in the right place)

Sirjee..mera file…( C:\Users\Ashok\Desktop\Work\ruby186-25.exe )

Hahn hahn..bait zara. Chai peene de.

Uske baad zaroor move kardenge. ( wait-vista.jpg)

Unprintable Hindi swear words making polite enquiries about Mr Gates’ and Mr Ballmer’s antecedents

The story:

About a month back, I bought my wife a laptop for her birthday. And I made 2 mistakes. Opting for Windows Vista, and saying no to extra RAM.