Doing Jalsa &amp; Showing Jilpa

more than anything, i love the benny lava one!

you promised thisd be the second last time ud do this…. is that some sort of recursive statement? because im sure it wont be…

RukmaniRam

never mind abt the last line… ippo than bulbing. ore funny!

maxdavinci

that’s more like it!

enna oru form, orey shaking shaking you are….

loved each of them and the #FFFFFF was fab, more such ones plz.

leave religion to odavakarapayyans

Final_Transit

OMG Succha nice visualisation! Hats off to you (why just hats? shirt, pant, shoes, socks too)

Final_Transit

March 16, 2009

PS: I gmailed you. If my message is not inboxed, its probably spammed. Ah so much verbization!

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Adithya

Hahaha, awesome. Loved the Meena and Vijay one!

Ranga

Soopper doopper post – absolutely fantastic! I have also started graphjamming now thanks to you, but your creativity is out of the world.
the last 2 posts from you (this and swamijis & science) is like 2 consecutive centuries – one in test match and then in T20. Rajesh Khanna, Govinda, 1942 and Thaliavar’s oru koodai sunlight … ellamey, only Blogosphere mannan, KA can create!

buddy

awesomely innovative!

Mambalam Mani

Haha. The dilemma for getting impregnated was funny.

Ramesh Srivats

Haha Superb. Please, let this not be your last one on graphjam.

rads

rofl!
Party locations was super, and so was Rajesh Khanna’s algorithms :))

Idling in Top Gear

OMG! I’ve never laughed this hard at a blogpost! Esp love the Superstar’s color!

K.Ramachandran

Pls let this not be the second last — let’s have many more for decades to come.

Nagu

This is wonderful. Govinda is nothing in front of our own TR! You gotta do the next piece on him.

viswajithkn

i have never had such fun reading a post of urs…u have beaten urself…one of ur best…but dint understand the benny lava chart…if u can enlighten me would be great!

krishashok

March 16, 2009

It’s an internet phenomenon – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

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1. Prathima
  
  July 23, 2010
  
  Too much!!! 🙂
  
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Fundoo macchan!

hey, apparently nakka mukka doesnt mean tongue and nose…. it’s Onomatopoeia apparently – the sound made by the drum or something. just like dandanaka or jigu jickan.

krishashok

March 16, 2009

I know 🙂 Chumma unnecessary onomatopoeic misinterpretation thaan

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naren

Brilliance! This graphjam is really cool. I feel like some watcher of the skies when a new planet swims into his ken, or Cortez, when he, with eagle eyes, stared at his 19″ LCD monitor.

Each one is a masterpiece, but the “locked in the room” gets my Oscar

Brownsuga’

Longtime lurker, couldn’t hold it in – these are FABULOUS. Besh.

Alfred Devanesan Samuel

what a dilemma sir

shree

Pure awesomeness !!

pinastro

Amazing stuff sir.You never cease to amaze us.

Shyam

Amaicharae;
oralu onnu angu irukka, olakka onnu ingu irukka;
nellu kuthum neram yedhu solladi yen chitiramae

yenna arumaiyana thatthuvam — idhai ivttu vittayae

Shyam

nakka mukka rocks!

Are you still addicted to ‘benny lava’ ?
🙂

KarSub

Too good!

I loved the April Madathil, So gaya (nice touch with “all destinations”) and Superstar was lovely.

Which song was Heisenberg’s?

krishashok

March 16, 2009

It’s the slightly location-confused

Nazar ke saamne,
Jigar ke paas,
koi rehtha hai,
woh ho tum

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1. KarSub
  
  March 16, 2009
  
  🙂 good one ..
  
  Althought doesn’t jigar mean gut? Even if it does, I think your near-the-liver has it covered.
  
  Ashok: Actually, Jigar does literally mean “liver”. In Urdu, the liver is the metaphorical gut/heart etc
  
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Kadambari Iyer

Brilliant! is the word.. And Rajesh Khanna’s algo!! Chance eh illa..
🙂

Another vetti dog

Giving another dimension to song visualization, are we 🙂

Rockus

OMG! Damn hilarious man! Never though Graphjam could be so useful!

What’s In A Name?!

Absolutely loved it! Loved the Govinda cares about image!

Dhananjay

Best. Post. Ever.

I am ROTFL in the office now. Unfortuantely do not know Tamil hence cannot enjoy the Tamilones. I understood the Benny Lava just because of Youtube.

Gili

Krish it would be nice if you can add youtube links to all the songs… am asking too much, but then I dint get a few of them

krishashok

March 16, 2009

It will kill the fun of trying to identify the songs. I will update the post with links a little later

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1. hexium
  
  March 19, 2009
  
  How about displaying the ‘solutions’ using xkcd-style mouse-over text?
  
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Rajk

Hi Ashok,

ROTFL was just an acronym for a phrase up until now! Oh my God!! How do you even think up such things!

Unfortunately, I’m not in touch with Tamil songs so that was pretty much Greek & Latin; The Hindi songs were superb, though.

PS: Which one was “Who should Govinda give his heart to?”

Pure brilliance!!! More brilliant than Chacha Chowdhary!

Jairam

Ha ha ha ha, I simply cannot bring myself to type anything more as I simply cannot control my laughter.

Creative genius at its best!!!

Mani

just another random reader… caught on about benny lava only after your post…
jus 1 thing… prabhu deva ku indha matter pathi theriyuma?

Vasuki

Hehehe…too good! Especially “fast asleep” and “Rajesh Khanna’s algorithm” :))

dips

Awesome!
But, I dint get the Govinda and his admirers one. And of course the Tamil ones.
Benny Lava rocked though!

PS – what exactly does Jilpa mean? None of my frnds have been able to enlighten me.

Romal Singh

Appaaaa!
Jesht too much!
I loved Kalyaanadhaan Kattikittuh… Naakuh Mookuh, Where is the paarty! and the Shivaji Sunlight Song 😛
Jeanious you are ra!
Seriously!
How simplified they are…These Tamil songs!

100rabh

I bow to you lord of humour….this is amazing….can we have lyrics and pointers to original songs for those who dont understand Tamil 🙂

Prathima

July 23, 2010

@100rabh -> I like the way you spell your name.. 🙂 Very creative…

@ KA – this post is just sheer brilliant.. I loved Rajesh Khanna’s Algo and Govinda’s ‘mein rashte pe jaa raha tha’… Just too much 🙂

Yes, I guess as one of the readers has commented : Different way of song visualization!!! Paradigm shift!

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vishesh unni raghunathan

😛

Ross

http://www.websnacker.blogspot.com

Great Post though my knowledge of Tamil is fairly limited.

Shishir

hahaha…man u r master of both…lyrics n statistics…dis give a totally new dimension to hindi songs…n may be…u can inspire A NEW MALIK also…

Reema

Awesome!!

Ab Van Kenabi

Whatay okkamokka sooper post! Totally LoLified by it.

But a small prablem…. I am not getting a benny lava song… Whats a it?

Ab Van Kenabi

March 16, 2009

Saari for the slight mistake…found the song.

pWned watching the video… Too much!

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Anna Bond

LOL @ Rajesh Khanna!
Class act! 🙂

Manikandan

Great post!! 🙂 I was ROFL after reading Party Location Probabilities. Keep up the good work.:)

Srini Rajagopal

Outstanding post….ROTFLOL… Just loved Vikram-Trisha & Rajesh Khanna graphs …

Pls do a sequel to this post…

Vivek

Funny funny funny,
Graphs better than the Ghajini post.
😀

Solilo

OMG! Ha..ha.. This is classic. Algorithm dedicated to Rajesh Khanna. LOL

This is the hawt post on wordpress. Came through that link.

Chittaranjan

Ausum!

One of the few times when I wished I knew Tamil 😛 Some of the Hindi songs were in-your-face whlist I pondered over some time to get the others

I was scratching my hair out trying to figure ‘Cuckoo X 8’ when at long last, enlightenment dawned upon me whilst I was in the bus…I almost screamed out ‘Eureka’ 😆

Keep’em coming…and am definitely mailing u few ‘ve thot up!

Chittaranjan

Comparing with ‘really asleep’ for ‘all destinations’, it should be ‘Lamp lit in templeeeeeeee’ for the first one 😛

philramble

Thassabrill. Kalyanam thaan kattikittu odi polama was brilliant. The Govinda ones were fab. Graphjam is brilliant.

Arun

you’ve outdone yourself yet again dude !!!
The Rajesh Khanna algo was the best 😀 !!!

speechless.

rolling on the floor, tears streaming out, laughing hysterically.. and umm, speechless..

Dinesh Babu

Top Tucker LOL Stuff. Loved Govinda and Cuckoo x 8 Graphs 🙂

gauri

ROFL. Insanity!! (Didn’t get the Amitabh/Anganey one). Addicted to Graph Jam 😀

ishakaur

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This is hilarious!

[…] Indian Film Song Lyrics I cannot resist Graphjam so here we are. Indian Film song lyrics explained with simple graphs. I promise, this will be […] […]

Aparna

A really really long time lurker .. This time couldnt stop myself! You rock KA! Except Benny Lava I could figure out all of them.. Fantabulous…. Pls pls dont stop!

Tommy

the superstar crack .. LOL 😀

casey

Simbly Superb! Too hilarious for words. However, did not get Govinda’s “Who should I give my heart to?” and some of the tamizh songs. The sooner you send us the link, the better.

Bikerdude

Sooooper baa!!!!!! 🙂 🙂

shyam

my faves have to be Rajesh Kanna’s algo of life, and Pettai Rap 😀

Revathi

Hilarious and truly original. This is the only way to learn math.
All high school teachers should follow your method.

philramble

Suggestion: “Chrome” in the Pettai Rap graph should be substituted by “Corom”.

philramble

Also, how about including one on Rajkumar’s famous “Eef you come today”?

ramesh

this is awesome

Shiv P

Awesome!!! Hey someone should give all the song names corresponding to the graphs… For ppl like me who didnt get all the answers!

Shiv P

What songs are govinda giving his heart, and bandhan???

krishashok

March 17, 2009

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aravind

Brilliant!

For those of you wondering about Guru Govinda’s song “Who should I give my heart to?”

“Kitne Anaar yahan, Kitne Bimaar yahan, yeh dil mein kis kis ko doon?”

Now the second part of the song is the ‘Pant bhi sexy’ and oh yeah..it is is very graphic 🙂

dagalti

You outdid yourself this time :bow:
Let’s see you top this one.

–
a long time reader turned ko.pa.se

Divya

Here is one of mine: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=3694333

OMG!! Hilarious!! :D:D:D
I just cant stop laughing!! especially the “kalyanam dhaan kattitu kittu” song and what part of govinda is sexy!!
LOL LOL LOL!! :D:D
just too good!! 🙂

Quakeboy

You rock man ! I was laughing in my silent office and people started staring at me if something was wrong..

Thalaivaaa! Putting Govinda on GraphJam – what jeeniyass! Thank you for putting Hindi song fundas also, I was missing my 90s addiction to lame Hindi film music just two days ago 😀

Pranav

Hilarious! Time well spent, I must say 😀

xyz

March 19, 2009

Eanda ungalukku ellam velaindrathey irukaatha??

abc

March 19, 2009

He do have one fulltime http://www.linkedin.com/in/krishashok

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Ankur

March 19, 2009

Respect!

xyz

ABC, i agree he does have one fulltime work.. i asked why do you guys spend your valuable time by creating the graph and sending this links to others.. Friends are fwding these links to us and they are amused it seems to see your work.. but i dont think something is really great to be appreciated.. its mere a time pass for you guys and waste of time for guys like us.. Instead of speding your valuable time on the net and creating blogs do some stuff which will be useful for your, your family, your state, your country…

My intention was not to blame on you guys but from my point of view surffing net is a mere time pass… I dont want to comment more on this.. i expressed my personal views.. its upto the admin to retain this comment in this page or delete it..

Ashok: Mr xyz, I dont delete comments 🙂

Reema

March 25, 2009

Ahhh!! Such a noble thought!! why the anonymity then? 😀

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Qwiky

Brilliant! Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant! I haven’t laughed like this in a LONG time!

Totally kidilam!!

Finally, it’s time to come out of just reading your posts. This one was tooooo gooooooooooood. Had me ROTFL. And yes, stares in the silent office. But that’s ok, I forwarded it to them all and they did the same too. 🙂

Awesome dude!

Its’ lol!!

😀

Pankaj

Good ones…though couldnt crack the sky/world tag team graph. Closest I could think was: “Aasman ke neeche, hum aaj apne peeche” from Guide.
Pls enlighten with correct answer.

Cheers!!

Neeraja

November 18, 2011

i think it is aaj mein upar aasman neeche – khamoshi

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Hari

AWESOME !

Priya

Seriously amazing ……..i am speechless
it is excellent
loved it 🙂

alice-in-wonder

I haven’t laughed this much in ages!!

srikar

Great!

Pankaj,
It is “Aaj mein upar, Aasmaan neeche
Aaj mein aage, Zamana hai peeche”

Kitta

March 21, 2009

Vikram Trisha stuff was sooper!

vinod

March 22, 2009

ukkarnthu yosipaangalo !!! mudiaylae.. loved wen it started in tamil.. esp vikram, vijay songs with nakka mukka..

PS: pls dont temme its ur second last inspiration to remix internet meme!!!

Mahendra

March 22, 2009

ROTFL!!! Awesome!

And btw, hi after a long time, I’m back.

krishashok

March 22, 2009

Welcome back Sir 🙂

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March 22, 2009

As the magic fluid in your (electronic) pen is every ready to spring these delicious surprises on us, I have only this to say:
Ink-ready-ble!

Atrociously funny statistics! Really, Mr Krish, I mean it. Your standard deviation from the usual mode of humour in the blogosphere shall continue to cockle the tickles of our heart.

Pavan

March 23, 2009

The hindi songs were just amazing – need some more complex visualization techniques now 🙂

Bhargavi

March 23, 2009

anna!! well done… romba nanna irunduthu.. i just loved every bit of it

amit_123

How dare you make fun of such good music.

Dpac

Hi Ashok,

Was browsing some sites, when i bumped into this little gem

Check out the 3rd comment, or rather check out the profile picture.

Brilliant aint it?? So the question begs to be asked. Are you Bitangsha Ray in disguise?? 🙂

santhosh

hi, it is nice to go through ur blog…and it is well informative too…by the way why don’t you start a blog in your own mother tongue…? as i know it is not a big task….

recently i was searching for the user friendly Indian language typing tool and found .. ” quillpad”. heard that it is much more superior than the Google’s indic transliteration…!? It gives you the option of Rich Text as well as 9 Indian languages…whereas Google is providing only 5 languages and no Rich text option…

It is indeed a pleasure as well as proud moment to express our views in our own mother tongue…and it is our duty too….. so, save,protect,popularize and communicate in our own mother tongue….

try this, http://www.quillpad.in

Jai…. Ho….

Sowmya

Thailaiva! Super!

Mahendra

BTW, the Six-step-guide-for-desi-douchebags-to-avoid-getting-pwned post in the Snack edition is just too good! Unfortunately, can’t leave comments there!

krishashok

March 25, 2009

Ah yes. Tumblr does not have comments. I wrote that after being threatened with a lawsuit by a guy who stole content from my blog and posted it without attribution. My crime was asking him politely to attribute now that he knows the original author. His response was to claim that my emails/post comments were “defamation” and therefore grounds for a lawsuit.

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K.Ramachandran

Results of Quiz and Best Post « My Random Thoughts

@N : magnificent word-play !!
KA’s posts bring out the best creative vein in his readers — limmericks, poems, mathematical humorous prose, you-name-it .i could make a good post, article, or book by collecting my comments in KA’s and others’s blogs !! there is even a blog calssifying commentors, but i forget the name of my class .

[…] wrote a wonderful and hilarious post on Indian Film Lyrics using GraphJam. In fact his post is now doing rounds as an email forward nowadays in the form of a […]

Dhananjay

Mate, now this post is being used as a forward. Copyright your post, dude!

krishashok

March 25, 2009

Well 🙂 I do have the Creative Commons license on the sidebar that requests people to attribute back to me, but beyond that, I dont mind.

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1. Chittaranjan
  
  March 25, 2009
  
  The email forward is spreading like wildfire! Me got it from 4 diff sources (co-incidence is that all are IT ppl…sign of the ‘bench-y’ times?)
  
  One version had it as ‘Guess the songs from the Pic’ kinda quiz theme 😐 Sadly, no attribute though!
  
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2. Dhananjay
  
  March 26, 2009
  
  No one is attributing anything. People are just forwarding it as a quiz. I have to show them the actual post to makke them believe that it was yur blogpost. That said, your popularity in my office has skyrocketed.
  
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scorpria

LOL !!!!!!!!!!!! Hilarious stuff!

Loved the “Things govinda does not care about”

Am blogrolling you! 🙂

scorpria

Bloghopped from Reema’s! You lost your “Best post of the week” by an invisible margin!

trauma queen

ayyyo trauma! how jobless are you?

awesome i say awesome…but how did u find the time for so many

when aashiqui came out, i used to have this theory that nazar and jigar are perpendicular lines..but back in school my classmates thought i was a geek and made fun. i bet those losers have posted nice comments on this blogpost 😛

Govinda also does not care if you bit a chilli my mistake…you could add that in your venn diagram 🙂

rahul jauhari

Outstanding mate. Totally outstanding stuff 🙂

rahuljauhari.net

Roop Rai

lol

came here thru REema’s

lol@ rajesh khanna algorithm 🙂

Reeti

Hey hi,
just read your blog n couldn stop complimentin.
I must say you hav a great sense of humour n you seem to be Very Innovative by the kindaa stuff you tried by making statistical data.
But being honest i couldn get few of them like those Benny lava, n tamil songs.
But overall it was awsome. 🙂

Deepak Iyer

Yes graphjam is addictive and amazing.
I have some less funnier ones here :

Graphical random stuff.

Deepak Iyer

and some more graphical atyachaar from me :

Some more graphical atyachaar.

Amit

Haven’t seen such stuff before. Truly amazing.. Govinda’s attributes and Rajesh Khannas’ algorithm are outstanding. 🙂

I bow to thee !

R-ambam

Yabba….! 1942 ………..ROTFL ! Now thats understanding !
Thanks for posting 🙂 Teri naani mari tho main kya karoo? u left thujko mirchi lagi tho mein kya karoo? Romba mukkiyam !

GR8 Job ! mind boggling !

R-ambam

wats the rajesh khanna algo?
I m thinking the song Zindagi ek safar..am i correct? i know m wrong . plz throw some light.

krishashok

March 27, 2009

Yeh kya hua, kaise hua etc.

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buddy

Graphical random stuff. « News You Can’t Use !

this post of yours made its way into my inbox as a forward, and no credit to you or link to your blog. sigh
but youre famous!

[…] by this post by Krish […]

Amol

March 28, 2009

l0l funny..really funny..

I am a first time visitor here . I tried to search for your blog in Google and landed here. Great blog !!! I m ur fan and I am subscribing to this blog.

P.S. I also read ur posts on CTO blog. 🙂

aniramzee

I’ve read through more than half the posts in your blog for yours is the most addictive blog I’ve seen!Seriously.I’ve named you the king of blogs on my blogroll 🙂
You haven’t posted here for quite a few days though.I’ve been checking once each day atleast.Please hurry 🙂

How do we know

Aah.. this , i dig. Great!

blabber

_/\_

proness… though if you could include a few pointers to help the non-tamil understanding junta.. maybe the translation of lyrics, or something..

benny lava, rajesh khanna, 1942 – amazing stuff…

🙂

*bows*

kiranchaithanya