CBSE. Go shove it.

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Yeah. I have never in my entire life scored 10/10 in anything. In my 14 years in school, CBSE hatched every devious plot in the book to keep that elusive “centum” away from me. The closest I ever got to 100% was in class 10 when I scored 98 in science. It’s mostly been downhill ever since.

CBSE had asked me – “Which of the following is a constellation?” and offered 3 choices – “Orion, Pleiades and Mercury”.

Back in those times, I was into stargazing to impress chicks. I imagined that pontificating about the cosmic glory of Alpha Orionis and Beta Centauri will position me as an erudite, visionary philosophical type alpha geek whom girls will find irresistable. Of course, it turned out that I was, both literally and figuratively, seeing stars. But we digress.

My real world stargazing experience told me that Pleiades was a star cluster and not a constellation. Telescopes and real visible evidence be damned, NCERT had decreed that Pleiades was a constellation in the science textbook. So what does one do?

Now being the smart alec I imagined I was, I wanted to blend the pragmatic “Just vomit as digested from textbook” approach and the moral high ground approach of stating that Pleiades was,in fact, a star cluster. So what did I do? This:

Answer: Orion and Pleiades (although I object).

While CBSE also expects me to pick Pleiades as a constellation, because the science text book says so, I wish to point out to NCERT/CBSE that it is not. It is a star cluster.

Result: 2 marks cut. 98/100.

Now, many years (and many mediocre academic performances)  later, I get a 10/10. Mahendra pointed me out to this website called Let’s Talk About Blogs and I decided to submit this blog for a thorough review. Guess how much I scored.

There CBSE. I can make spelling errors, write about absurd things, and use several non-english terms, do jalsa, show jilpa and score 10/10. And you can continue to call Pleiades a constellation.


11 responses to “CBSE. Go shove it.”

  1. Rambodoc Avatar

    You have a winner here, as all your readers (myself included) know it.
    Clearly a superior blog: why else would I be a regular here? 😉

  2. Marc Avatar

    Well deserved score. Let’s see how mine does.

  3. krishashok Avatar

    She deducts marks for presence of geeky sidebar widgets. So caveat blogger 😉

  4. Pri Avatar

    wah wah swooper!

    Talking about 10/10’s in the 2nd std everyday right before games period we had a pocket book math quiz. Ten questions in about 2 minutes. When we got back the little pocket books would be on our desks and we’d get a gold star if we got 10/10. it was the most exciting part of the day day [except for 3:15 when school would let out and i could go buy boiled kadalekai and stickem stones near the school autostand]

  5. Vasooo Avatar

    Besh besh Romba nalla irukku

  6. mahendrap Avatar

    When I am at your blog, I see not 7 but 10 stars in Pleiades! Congratulations!

  7. krishashok Avatar

    @Vasoo, @Rambodoc, @Priya
    Thank you

    Thank you. If you can see 10 stars in Pleiades, you could qualify to be a soldier in Sparta 🙂 Apparently, that was their eyesight test.

  8. Marc Avatar

    Or else you were thrown off a cliff to die because you weren’t good enough?

  9. krishashok Avatar

    I believe you were thrown off even if you did not have 6 pack abs

  10. Priya Avatar

    ~clap clap~ perfect 10! like Nadia Comaneci – although, the similarities end right there 😉

    P.S: You know, instead of sending out your blog for reviews, you could’ve just asked us! we would’ve given you 11 on 10!

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