Doing Jalsa &amp; Showing Jilpa

This is jalabulajaks, not jalsa or jilpa. Awesome read after a long time!

Simbly brilliant!!!!

Something very, very similar shot through my blog ages back 😀
http://chroniclesofdementia.blogspot.com/2009/01/jazz-up-your-cv.html

I guess this comes from being an MBA.

Bloody brilliant 🙂

GAWD WONLY!!!!

Haha! Well-phrased. This completes what that “Mahabharata’s Feed” begun.

Madhuri

ROTFL, oh my god i cannot stop laughing, my favorites were Dasaratha touching base to leverage key relationships and the maintenance of the Indian Male Ego

The Ramayana was never so comprehensively right-sized with a long term vision, immediate short term benefits and a scalable, measurable, well defined goal and sssomebody stop me 😦

needless to say the Case Study of the bridge project was more viable than the second, as there are more arrows.

Mahendra

Hilarious!

Sowmya

ROFL!!ROFL!!

witsnnuts

ROFLMAO

Anna Bond

Your proactiveness in developing this high utility presentation shall be duly considered while evaluating peer performance levels for yearly banding and promotions.

Karthik Abhiram

Your value-added customer-centric post has leveraged cutting edge presentation technology to synergise with your natural propensity for jocularity to deliver impact in alignment with your blog’s strategy.

Great stuff 🙂

Praveen Damodhar

Absolutely hilarious.. ROTFL 😀

rameshsrivats

Absolutely awesome

rads

LOL! I must admit, some of it flew past my non-tech brain, but what I got, I enjoyed!

krishashok

June 8, 2009

It’s designed to sneak past any one’s brain, tech or non-tech. It is execubabble, and it’s knowledge-agnostic because it is completely devoid of it. So it’s perfectly fine that it flew past your brain. I would be deeply disturbed if any of it made any sense

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1. Vijay
  
  June 8, 2009
  
  Quite a lot of this was lost in overhead transmission at my end. I feel much better about it after reading your reply to Rads.
  
  I have a friend who got his MBA in the US. He says one of his (more obnoxious) professors had a plaque on his desk that said, “I have an MBA, more is expected of me!”
  
  I feel really good that I don’t have an MBA 🙂
  
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2. Dinesh Babu
  
  June 9, 2009
  
  Yes Rads, This is a Highly sophisticated Innovative presentation of seamlessly architected end user training and knowledge sharing technique. No one will understand it, including what I wrote. I didn’t understand what I wrote as well. Krish, that was a super link, the bullshit generator! Will come quite handy if I have to make a ppt in my life!
  
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3. Devaki
  
  September 8, 2009
  
  Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious nothing less!!!! each work is a masterpiece, a work of art…. Love your senseless babble and ofcourse execubabblers…
  
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subbu567

To,

Jalsa.Jilpa,

Dear Mr.Jilpa

As the director of the company I am immensely pleased and delighted with your path breaking innovative business model through your presentation,which has helped us unleash hitherto unexplored,but a high potential market-Lessons from the great Indian Epics-Seemless Integration and application of Great Indian epics to the myriad issues facing corporate performance,by leveraging the seemingly dissimilar but greatly similar concepts found in epics like for eg Monkeys at the work place etc”,including but not limited to application of firecall testing method to uncovering “creatively manipulated books”.In addition to solving many mission critical business issues-This also addresses the issue of talent shortage innovatively by appointing our ancestors for some critical functions.

I am further delighted to inform you that you have been promoted to head this new business unit-IETCM-Indian epics to Corporate Management-and your designation in your role will be
Manag(apsa)ing F(P)art(n)er!

In lieu,depsite the severe economic down turn and market conditions-so severe that your directors were awarded only 25% raise and 50% raise in their annual bonus,I am pleased to offer you a raise of 1.75% in your annual compensation.Please note that any additional tax liability arising out of this will be to your account.

I wish you and your family,significantly better prosperity in life.

Best Regards,

Dat F. Jargon
Senior Farter and Country Damager-India.

kay_k

Bridge Project = Crowd sourcing.

Ram

Lol! Besh besh! 😀 Slide 13 and 18 are masterpieces!

sriks7

“Ramayana is RSS enabled (and enabling)”
-Missed the last bit in first slide

fivefrancs

As ex-consultant who spent quite some months making charts like that, I must say it is besh besh. As ex-consultant, I must also point out that there has to be a 1-page ‘storyline’ in gobbelydook. Dack.com is pretty helpful there 🙂

RABI

Surpanakha’s nose was cut by Lakshman and not Rama.

krishashok

June 8, 2009

Which is why it is Rama’s “Action Item”. In execubabble, an action item is something you delegate to others, in this case, to Lakshmana

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1. Hariharan Ragunathan
  
  June 8, 2009
  
  Hi Krish,
  Wont this be Lakshmana’s Action Item. ??
  Rama’s Action Item are those which he need to do.
  
  Is this has any link to owner/co-owner of the task. 🙂
  
  This post is so enjoyable
  Ashok: No. When managers get action items, they automatically get delegated to closest available minion, in this case, Lakshmana. Lakshmana, being a Module Leader himself, could have re-delegated down to Shatrughana, but he was not available, so that forced him to do the job himself.
  
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Gili

Reverting back is kind of unnecessary krish. I just need to revert to you. 🙂

Great read as always….

krishashok

June 8, 2009

Gili,
Software consultants don’t merely revert. They revert back, which causes the effect to bounce back on to the target. For e.g, If I ask you to revert, and you do, then I have to respond. But if I ask you to “revert” + “back”, then it’s your turn, always.
And oh, “revert” incidentally means “undo”, and therefore is generally inappropriate in this case, but hey, that’s part of the obfuscation.

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Geeta

I like slide 8 the best… 🙂

AGeekStory

http://www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/bullshit/

Brilliantly done !

Regular reader, not so regular commenter.

Liberal

June 9, 2009

Dude..this was really funny!

buddy

June 9, 2009

this poast is going to inspire a reinterpretation of various other epics through other media!

philramble

June 9, 2009

Surely you haven’t seen the Bullshit Bingo game right?

Fantabulous 🙂

Purila ! :p

Imagination at work!
Paradheena aahe jagati, putra manavacha! Dosha na kunaacha! [G. D. Madgulkar]

SriRanga

June 11, 2009

ExTREEEme!

Varun

We have recently written a re-interpreted version of Ramayana for a 3-D animation flick…and i wish someday we have enough ‘democracy and sensibility’ in our country to push the envelope this much.

Very recently got in an argument with a friend who took offense when I ‘spoofed’ a Ghalib couplet for a news item…sanctimony being her war-cry. Don’t know what her reaction would be on seeing this… 🙂

Vadakkoodan

u have outdone ur facebook mahabharatha with this.

I can’t find enough execubabbles to praise you… 🙂

Ramkumar

OMG !!!!

A wonderful post … Good to back in form with Ramayana …I reckon are always a good performers on this bouncy mythological pitches and flat Software engineering pitches ….
That block diagram of ‘Three-tier architechture’ and ‘Bridge case study’ was simply superb…!!!

Ramkumar